These Resolutions Will Not Be Televised ...

My Ten New Years Resolutions for 2016.
  1. 1.
    Read more. (Graphic Novels count)
  2. 2.
    Quit Coke cold turkey. (The soft drink)
  3. 3.
    Try to be more patient.
  4. 4.
    Curse less and start using words & phrases like fudge or good grief.
  5. 5.
    Do more stand up comedy.
  6. 6.
    Take another improv class.
  7. 7.
    Eat better.
  8. 8.
    Never forget to surprise my wife.
  9. 9.
    Stop and smell the roses.
  10. 10.
    Keep waking up before my alarm.