- •...peed in a classmate's shampoo bottle in college.
- •...removed a biker gang member's tires from his Harley.
- •...did a killer Bill Cosby impression for a bunch of West African nationals while in college.
- •...was the only non-Korean kid on a rec hoops team at NYU (and I wasn't even the tallest)
- •...told the owner of Sam's Falafal that he needs to consider expanding his business model to include whacky-tobacky (it was 3 AM after all)