1. ...peed in a classmate's shampoo bottle in college.
  2. ...removed a biker gang member's tires from his Harley.
  3. ...did a killer Bill Cosby impression for a bunch of West African nationals while in college.
  4. ...was the only non-Korean kid on a rec hoops team at NYU (and I wasn't even the tallest)
  5. ...told the owner of Sam's Falafal that he needs to consider expanding his business model to include whacky-tobacky (it was 3 AM after all)