Things Executive Producers Say

  1. "Listen, I'm really busy on other projects - but, but (finger in the air) I really like the writing."
  2. "You, you my friend are a writer."
  3. "I've spoken to your manager and here's what we think."
  4. "This is so network."
  5. "This is so cable."
  6. "You know the networks will never allow you to be the showrunner on this project."
  7. "Have you ever thought about taking a writing class?"