Things I Hate About Kids Birthday Parties

Disclaimer: I'm a parent
  1. Funplex, Bounce U, Chuck-E-Cheese, and Fun Time America are dirty, loud and annoying.
  2. Most of the people who work at these places have the communication skill level of toilet paper.
  3. I just can't listen to the same parent tell me for the hundredth time that they have a "great" idea for a movie or film. I just can't.
  4. Birthday party pizza is like eating flavorless rubber.