Things I Hate About Kids Birthday Parties
Disclaimer: I'm a parent
- •Funplex, Bounce U, Chuck-E-Cheese, and Fun Time America are dirty, loud and annoying.
- •Most of the people who work at these places have the communication skill level of toilet paper.
- •I just can't listen to the same parent tell me for the hundredth time that they have a "great" idea for a movie or film. I just can't.
- •Birthday party pizza is like eating flavorless rubber.