Things I Observed at the Movies 2nite

Some things cannot be unseen
  1. More previews in one night than (fill in the blank)
  2. A strange man sitting in front of me, talking to himself, eating popcorn and raisenets simultaneously
  3. A movie theatre manager wearing a tie, shirt, suit jacket and pants...and none of them match...not even close
  4. They weren't selling beer at the concessions #fuck