Things I Say to Single Woman at Bars
- •What's popping?
- •Millionaires are completely overrated.
- •I'm sorry your boyfriend left you for the au pair.
- •No, I really do like that tattoo of a random person's name on your hip...awesome!
- •Why, again, did you forgo college for a chance at a career in hair and nails?
- •You've never heard of Seinfeld. Check, please!