Thoughts From the Hot Tub

  1. "Omigod, this is amazeballs. No kids. Heaven."
  2. "Why is it taking so long for them to make me a margarita?"
  3. "That dude over there is killing me w/that Speedo suit and Oakley glasses circa 1995."
  4. "Did I say this was amazeballs out loud? Amazeballs!" (Using my outside voice)
  5. "My phone is dying. Shit. Fuck. Shit."