Top Five Things Managers Say to Writers

  1. "I love it...really love it - but I would love it more if it were darker."
  2. "I want to represent you, really want to rep you. However, I just need to see another original pilot. Do you have one?"
  3. "I know this producer who you really should meet - but they're currently out of the country shooting a feature."
  4. "Have you ever thought about making this into a book and then try turning it into a screenplay?"
  5. "I get you. I get the world of your show. I just have other shit going on right now."