Truths My Uber Drivers Tell Me

  1. "Slow down, ya talking way too fast."
  2. "Yeah, I like T.I. - but here's my CD. This shit is tight...give it a listen."
  3. "Just so you know, I'm out of water and gum."
  4. "The last person who sat back there was high as fuck - so I apologize for the smell."