Least favorite expressions

  1. For future reference...
    It's just meant to sound bitchy.
  2. Is this the best use of my time?
    Yes, which is why I asked you to do it, jerk face.
  3. The cat's pajamas
    Trying to put a cat in pajamas when they're already the meanest domesticated animals on the planet isn't snappy or showy, it's just dangerous.
  4. In case you care
    I don't. Bye.