Misconceptions I Had As A Child

  1. That sex was rolling around naked and occasionally kissing.
  2. That my Dad was eventually quitting his job as a sales executive and joining the senior PGA tour.
    I even announced this to my 2nd grade class.
  3. That everyone's family spoke two languages.
  4. That I'd marry Justin Timberlake.
    I like to believe there's still time/hope for that one.
  5. That because some mean kids called me fat I deserved to suffer from low self-esteem for the rest of my adolescence.