Misconceptions I Had As A Child
- •That sex was rolling around naked and occasionally kissing.
- •That my Dad was eventually quitting his job as a sales executive and joining the senior PGA tour.I even announced this to my 2nd grade class.
- •That everyone's family spoke two languages.
- •That I'd marry Justin Timberlake.I like to believe there's still time/hope for that one.
- •That because some mean kids called me fat I deserved to suffer from low self-esteem for the rest of my adolescence.