Reasons I Hate Gardening

  1. Bending over and pulling weeds that just come back 5x bigger and harder to pull out a week later.
  2. Dirt. Worms. Worms in dirt.
  3. Flowers that are labeled "sun tolerant" and then die 2 weeks later. COOL.
  4. Buying $100 worth of mulch every year.
  5. Weeds. Again.
  6. Wasting precious time that could be spent sunbathing. Getting a pedicure. Or really doing anything other than gardening.