Reasons I Hate Gardening
- •Bending over and pulling weeds that just come back 5x bigger and harder to pull out a week later.
- •Dirt. Worms. Worms in dirt.
- •Flowers that are labeled "sun tolerant" and then die 2 weeks later. COOL.
- •Buying $100 worth of mulch every year.
- •Weeds. Again.
- •Wasting precious time that could be spent sunbathing. Getting a pedicure. Or really doing anything other than gardening.