Ways I offended my toddler before 10 a.m. today

  1. Gave her her own cup of water instead of mine
  2. Taking a walk and going up a hill
  3. When she asked what's that noise, telling her it was traffic
  4. Not making a turtle appear the exact moment we walked by a pond
  5. Giving her a blanket when she told me she was cold
  6. Not being able to catch the baby bunnies living in our yard