Why Everyone Should Have A Dog

This is not your regular dog lovers list.
  1. Your dog can never tell anyone how much of a weirdo you really are.
  2. You never have to take the blame for farting ever again.
  3. Binge watching is their favorite thing to do too.
  4. They will never post terrible pictures of you on the Internet just because they look good in them.
  5. Sweeping becomes optional.