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- •At least 3 drinks at varying degrees of emptiness
- •Novelty mugs filled with...things
- •Unused gifts now serving as decorations
- •Job: Middle school Spanish teacher. Don't give me that look, they're not THAT bad
- •Education: I'm a terp 🐢 (University of Maryland) with a B.A. in Spanish linguistics and actually just started my master's in Instructional Technology.
- •Hobbies: Does tumblr count? Binge watching shows? I like to create pretty things.
- •Baby Bruce in the morning
- •New cactus baby
- •Beautiful weather
Oh middle school...
- •Please stop dabbing while I'm giving instructions. The next person to dab WILL get a lunch detention.
- •No. Unfortunately, you can't finish your quiz at home.
- •Yes, this test is graded.
Man I wish I was witty.
- •Binge watching an entire season of Fixer Upper while creating 15 drafts of failed lists
- •Spending 20 more minutes trying to figure out how to delete said failed drafts
- •Brainstorming ways you can use that unwanted bottle of chocolate flavored vodka your father in law gave you.