THINGS MY UNCLE ATE FOR BREAKFAST

A completely accurate list.
  1. One toasted blueberry bagel with cream cheese
  2. Two bowls of captain crunch
  3. One cherry pop tart
  4. A whole pack of orange rolls (8 in total)
  5. A handful of grapes
  6. Three eggs- scrambled to perfection
  7. 5 pieces of bacon
  8. Three sausage links
  9. Half a lemon cake from costco
  10. A poppyseed muffin
  11. Strawberry yogurt