THINGS THAT BRING ME UTTER SATISFACTION

  1. Freshly vacuumed carpets.
  2. Opening a new stick of deodorant.
  3. That painful zit finally popping.
  4. Finding over five dollars of change in your car/purse/room.
  5. Seeing a new season of my favorite shows on Netflix appear.
  6. Driving past a cop car and not being pulled over.