THINGS THAT SCARE ME THE MOST

  1. Eacalators
    Thanks to my gma and X-Files
  2. Somehow waking up with permanently inverted nipples
  3. Passing on one of my diseases to my children
    I mean, very minuscule chances, but still scary.
  4. Foods I've never eaten
    I'm allergic to too much.
  5. Closing my eyes in the shower
    And then opening them to bugs or blood raining down onto me
  6. My therapist telling me she no longer takes my insurance
    Oh wait, that just happened.
  7. Using the wrong form of "there", "than", etc.
    Only because I correct EVERYONE else. #doublestandards