1. Did I wash my hair yesterday?
    Phew- I did- now I can skip that chore.
  2. Should I wash my face?
    Sometimes this face wash makes me break out rather than help. It's a 50/50 chance.
  3. I shaved yesterday, but my fiancé commented on a few stragglers.
  4. Did I just call him my fiancé? Woah.
  5. I love him.
  6. Ugh, I need to clean the kitchen
  7. I have great tits
  8. We're in a drought, but I'll continue this now 20 min shower.
    Sorry CA
  9. My nose is all stuffy
    Snot rockets are not ok.
  10. I need to get out
  11. Where's my towel?!