Baller things I wish I had in my house

  1. Finger print scanner
    On the fridge
  2. The Clueless wardrobe
    Clueless outfits included
  3. Hologram Tupac performing in bi-weekly
    Not too frequently- you don't want it to get old
  4. High Speed camera
    So I can film every day tasks in super slow mo and watch back things like my popcorn popping
  5. Gold flakes that float through the air
    While I stare at my guests during pregnant pauses
  6. The Rose from Beauty and the Beast
    I need something to hide in the west wing!!
  7. A catwalk (RuPaul's specifically if possible)
    So I can lip sync for my life and sissy my walk