Names I've Been Called Over The Phone

When I say my name is Kirby over the phone - these are the names people hear
  1. Katie
    Ok... Plausible
  2. Kelly
    Sure. I get it
  3. Debbie
    A bit weird. But I guess there's a B in there.. So...
  4. Kimmy
    If you say so
  5. Candy
    Really?? Did I happen to answer the phone at a strip club?
  6. Kurty
    Is this even a name???