Like the mother from the 2003 German film, I too need to be fooled into thinking that things haven't changed for the sake of my frail heart.
  1. See HRC bumper stickers as sign she is still running
  2. Unplug radio and trick self into thinking it's broken
  3. Write 11/7/16 on checks
  4. Imagine friends who are texting heart emojis and kind messages are just really understanding how cold weather affects me
  5. Visit Hillary Clinton campaign website and donate, cross fingers tightly and pretend that all reference to Trump winning is a computer/intern glitch to be fixed soon
  6. Send HRC campaign an email about their website saying Trump won and that they should probably get someone to look into it quickly before anyone freaks out