Reasons that cats need handmade quilts stuffed with catnip

A Kickstarter project will fund new jobs for artisans stitching organic catnapped-filled mini-quilts for kittehz. #PootiePads
  1. We need new ways to distract cats from developing opposable thumbs (or buying them via Amazon) before human civilization crumbles to the almighty power of our feline overlords.
  2. The healing power or organic catnip and lavender cannot be denied. At least, it would be really gauche to deny it.
  3. It's a known fact that cats provided with organic catnip are less likely to vote Trump than cats provided catnip grown in mega-factories.
  4. Artists deserve to make a living. Even if they have to exploit the hell out of the Internet's cat-crush to do it.