Reasons that cats need handmade quilts stuffed with catnip
A Kickstarter project will fund new jobs for artisans stitching organic catnapped-filled mini-quilts for kittehz. #PootiePads
- •We need new ways to distract cats from developing opposable thumbs (or buying them via Amazon) before human civilization crumbles to the almighty power of our feline overlords.
- •The healing power or organic catnip and lavender cannot be denied. At least, it would be really gauche to deny it.
- •It's a known fact that cats provided with organic catnip are less likely to vote Trump than cats provided catnip grown in mega-factories.
- •Artists deserve to make a living. Even if they have to exploit the hell out of the Internet's cat-crush to do it.