WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

My life, in job plans.
  1. Paleontologist (not a growth industry)
  2. Doctor (hate blood; don't care how the body works).
  3. Marine biologist (love sharks; terrified of water).
  4. Law professor (while in law school).
  5. Law clerk (while in law school).
  6. Lawyer (while clerking).
  7. Law professor (while working as an associate).
  8. Law dean (while working as a law professor).
  9. Law professor (while working as a law dean).
  10. Interim dean (while working as a law professor).
  11. Law professor (while an interim dean).
  12. Senior Advisor to the President (while working as a law professor).
  13. Acting Executive Vice President and Provost (while working as a Senior Advisor).
  14. ???