Headlines from the NRI Renegade (6/19)
Biggest stories from the independent student newspaper this week
- •Concerns about squirrel obesity on the riseBiology department to start tagging and tracking BMIs of the on-campus squirrels. Do not be alarmed if you see a tag on a squirrel's ear.
- •Allegations of misuse of College funds by ASB president Jerrick Caruso.Caruso rumored to be upgrading his lattes to almond macadamia nut milk totaling .70c over budget each latte.
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- •Expanded Freegan options at dining hallCollege administration responds to burgeoning subculture on campus by placing scraps from dining hall in designated dumpsters.