THINGS I LIKE ABOUT BEING ON TRAINS

  1. Old ladies who bring their dogs, especially when the dogs have jackets on.
  2. Making friends with those dogs
  3. The changing landscape and the resulting Instagram opportunities
  4. Phone signal blackspots that rarely occur anywhere else
  5. The judging looks from my train neighbours when I take train selfies
  6. No social obligation to talk to anyone
  7. The opportunity to pretend to be an introvert for a few hours
  8. Being in a wifi-less box = time to think without distractions/ hide from my responsibilities
  9. Podcast/ new album binges
  10. People who don't realise their headphones aren't plugged in. It's like having a free DJ in the carriage