This is my first list, so I took one of the suggested ones.
  1. Flower
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    I take more pictures of flowers than I take of my children.
  2. Clown
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    I did not buy this lamp.
  3. Cosplay
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    Me cosplaying Pam from Archer on the left, with another woman cosplaying Pam from Archer.
  4. Animal
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    A probably rabid raccoon that was hanging out on this sewer grate.
  5. Hair Dye
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    Here I am attempting a new hair color.