MY DOG SLEEPS IN THE BED.

Miss Bay, my Chesapeake Bay Retriever
  1. My back hurts every morning
  2. I sleep like I am the lady who is "sawed in half" at a magic show.
  3. Dog keeps the bed so warm, I have to sleep with 2 fans blowing on me.
  4. Dog is 90 pounds.
  5. She makes my soul feel good more than she makes my sleep uncomfortable.
  6. So I don't kick her out of the bed.
  7. Miss Bay the bed hog.