Books on my nightstand, that I will never finish

The shame runs so deep... But I will keep on keepin on....5 pages at a time. Every 2-6 weeks.
  1. Why do I always have to say Yes Shonda? Why??? Reading this is getting in the way of bingewatching Scandal
  2. Recommended by a friend, so I will stop eating pastries in secret at Le Pain Quotidien. God doesn't understand how good their raisin croissants are tho...
  3. The New York Times is shaming me into liking this book
  4. I've had better.