EVERY CHARACTER ON THE WIRE, RANKED

  1. The Zag
  2. Rear Admiral Minkoff
  3. Roloczek
  4. Gumbo
  5. Shingy
  6. Toof
  7. Gordo
  8. Roloczekofsky
  9. Bigdick
  10. Harold and the bear (that's one person's name)
  11. Droid
  12. Josie Packard
  13. Grapes
  14. Dostoevsky
  15. K-Pax
  16. Pewdiepie
  17. Agent Reginald
  18. Judge [horse neighing sound]
  19. Violent J
  20. Gorbachev
  21. Supersaiyan Bunk
  22. The Bone
  23. Stangela
  24. Ellipses
  25. Chunk-Style
  26. Jumbo Slice
  27. Real Original Jumbo Slice
  28. @ midnight
  29. Bossk
  30. Big Pierre
  31. Downtown Pierre
  32. Craig