GREATEST MOVIE SUMMARIES OF ALL TIME

Another aspect of my job involves combing through the dregs of imdb and other sites and looking at plot details people have written down. Here are some great examples, for even greater films.
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  3. 3. This one was written by some kind of time traveler from the past I guess
  4. 4. How, uh, inspiring?
  5. 5. Very relatable
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  8. 8. Elmo can do anything! Elmo's like a god! Elmo can do things you fucking people could never possibly comprehend!