1. The Glorious Agony of the Bird Trainer Hans, Whose Wife Left Him
  2. The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins
  3. The Overwrought Narrator's Grim Descriptions of Landscapes
  4. The Man who Was Not Obsessed with Anything, but Was Instead Grounded and Healthy
  5. The Amazing Jeckel Brothers
  6. A Trek Through the Stars Which Will Lead Our Heroes into Darkness
  7. Why Must Humanity Drive on the Parkway and Park in the Driveway
  8. Porky's