WORST TIMES COUNTERCULTURE HAS SOLD OUT

  1. The time captain beefheart licensed "bill's corpse" for metlife
  2. The time valerie solanas did those pepsi ads
  3. The time jello biafra endorsed the exxon mobil corporation and all its actions, unprompted and for free
  4. The time adam levine performed on snl and at no point stopped the song to yell "we live in a rape culture! The earth is being ruined by greedy corporations and irresponsible consumers! Racism and the war on drugs feed the prison industrial complex, which is essentially modern slavery! The koch brothers own buzzfeed! Mass shootings are happening ev
  5. The time gwar brought a "your college dean" character up on stage and shook his hand and patted him on the back