REASONS I WISH I COULD PHOTOSYNTHESIZE
And why you should too.
- •I would be green, and therefore more similar to my celebrity crush, Kermit the Frog.
- •I wouldn't have to wait in line at Just Salad during my lunch break.I could just stand outside.
- •I wouldn't be able to have late-night snacks.Because #night.
- •Id feel one with the earth and sun and sky.
- •Going to the beach would be like going to an all you can eat buffet.Combining two of my favorite things.