And why you should too.
  1. I would be green, and therefore more similar to my celebrity crush, Kermit the Frog.
  2. I wouldn't have to wait in line at Just Salad during my lunch break.
    I could just stand outside.
  3. I wouldn't be able to have late-night snacks.
    Because #night.
  4. Id feel one with the earth and sun and sky.
  5. Going to the beach would be like going to an all you can eat buffet.
    Combining two of my favorite things.