WAYS TO STRESS OUT MY JEWISH MOTHER

Bless her.
  1. Forget to call her when you land
  2. Drive to a friends house when there's a 40% chance for thunderstorms.
  3. Let a groupon expire
  4. Wear old hiking boots
  5. Wear old snowboots
  6. Lose five pounds
  7. Take a subway to Brooklyn after 10