Violent Things I Did Today
Some people have stated that all Muslims (1.5 billion of us) are inherently violent. Here is my violent day. (This list is violently passive aggressive , you've been warned )
- •Violently cracked open eggs for breakfast. And beat them too. Take that eggs.
- •Violently shook the garbage bag out of the can because seriously it like suctions itself in there , what the heck garbage bag?
- •Violently tossed the garbage in the dumpster with a sound that's like "oh-WAH" . I have zero upper body strength.
- •Cuddled up with my toddler to nap hard around noon. It was violently good . I think that counts.
- •Woke up late and violently cursed when I realized I have 20 mins to get to a 2 pm appt and a toddler in pajamas.
- •Met my dad for lunch and coffee. Ordered a violently overpriced cookie.
- •Gave my husband a death glare for his sarcastic reply about how he didn't do something despite having SO much extra time today. We were on the phone but I know he felt it.
- •Scrubbed a skillet with a degree of violence cuz I burned some pasta sauce at the bottom.
- •Finally held crow pose in yoga for like 30 seconds. Felt violently awesome. Okay that one doesn't make sense I'm just showing off. 💁🏽
- •Violently ranted in my head as I cleaned up the house. I was gone one hour, how did my husband and kid manage to create a mess this massive. grrr.
- •Violently flipped my pillow to the cold side before sleeping ( checking my phone )