REASONS WHY I FEEL OLD TODAY
- •My nephew is getting married tonight.I don't understand how time works.
- •My nieces had to teach me how to use SnapChat and then sent me "we're so proud of you!" messages after I sent my first snap.I am 100.
- •Even after the tutorial, I still don't really get it.How do I find friends? Why does everything disappear? What is the point? All is meaningless.
- •I have apparently lost the ability to sleep in.The baby slept until 8 today. I was up at 6:30 like, "Let's seize the day!" I don't even know me anymore.
- •My list for getting ready for the wedding includes plucking my chin hairs. 😬