1. My nephew is getting married tonight.
    I don't understand how time works.
  2. My nieces had to teach me how to use SnapChat and then sent me "we're so proud of you!" messages after I sent my first snap.
    I am 100.
  3. Even after the tutorial, I still don't really get it.
    How do I find friends? Why does everything disappear? What is the point? All is meaningless.
  4. I have apparently lost the ability to sleep in.
    The baby slept until 8 today. I was up at 6:30 like, "Let's seize the day!" I don't even know me anymore.
  5. My list for getting ready for the wedding includes plucking my chin hairs. 😬