1. There's a Hole in My Bucket
    No one would ever want to be friends with Henry and Liza. JUST GET A NEW BUCKET FOR THE LOVE!
  2. John Jacob Jingle Heimer Shmidt
    I hope to God my child never learns this song. The "da-da-da-da-da-da-da" part has surely whittled years off parents' lives.
  3. I Know a Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves
    Are you trying to be a jerk?
  4. This Is the Song that Never Ends
    I hope whoever came up with this is in prison.
  5. 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
    I have no idea how this passes as a children's song, but it's been the anthem of school bus rides for as long as I can remember. P.S. Does anyone ever get past 90?
  6. "Oh my darling clementine"
    have never heard a version of that song and thought, "wow, that was really enjoyable. I'd listen to that again."
    Suggested by @kurisutiina139
  7. "the wheels on the bus"
    ...the worst!
    Suggested by @kurisutiina139
  8. The Bob the Builder theme song. 🙄🔨
    Suggested by @doodler19