The Slowest Reader Ever
- •Is always the person just ahead of you on the holds list.
- •Seriously, friend. Are you having trouble?
- •Need new glasses?
- •Need to take a day off work?
- •I'm going to need you to step it up.
- •I'm sitting in a waiting room with NO READING MATERIAL.
- •So if you could just go ahead and finish up, I'd be ever so thankful.