The Slowest Reader Ever

  1. Is always the person just ahead of you on the holds list.
  2. Seriously, friend. Are you having trouble?
  3. Need new glasses?
  4. Need to take a day off work?
  5. I'm going to need you to step it up.
  6. I'm sitting in a waiting room with NO READING MATERIAL.
  7. So if you could just go ahead and finish up, I'd be ever so thankful.