I have been starving myself for a week... Here's what I'm gonna do when I'm 20 less pounds
  1. Shave my head
  2. Turn on read receipts
    New brand
  3. Get a tattoo
    Tattoo will say "twenty pounds"
  4. Turn off auto capitalization on iMessage
    Part of my New brand
  5. Ask a girl out
    Prob will chicken out
  6. New clothes
    Will dress good now
  7. Start eating again
    I'm so weak and hungry
  8. Tell my mom I lost 20 pounds
    She's gonna be so proud, might even give me some money
  9. Kick someone's ass
    Andrews probably