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Realized I have a growing number of these because when @Waz starts to boogie, it's really something to see
As subscription services and direct to consumer manufacturers compete for our business, I started to realize you could get a long way on free trials.
  1. 1/3 of a year on a nice mattress, pt. 1
    100 Night Sleep Trial!
  2. 1/3 of a year on a nice mattress, pt. 2
    100 Night Trial
  3. Send me food, pt. 1
    100% mouthwatering OR YOUR MONEY BACK.
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  1. Those space blasters look like they were purchased at KB Toys and weigh 2 lbs.
    And why does he look so bored? Also, where is he standing that that's the background? On a giant tower that stretches into the stratosphere?
  2. Whose arm bends like that?
    Srsly, if the imagery is supposed to imply he's reaching out and catching the world - a la saving the world - there's no way he'd backhand grab it. *Upon closer inspection, it appears his arm isn't bent backwards, just an illusion caused by the jacket. Still creepy.
  1. Hey to all my fans!
    Special shout out to all my new followers — welcome!!
  2. In about an hour, I'm going to be making the perfect sandwich.
    Just picked up the ingredients from Gelsons.
  3. I'll be live listing the whole event, so stay tuned!
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  1. When you bite your lip, it swells, making it more susceptible to being bitten again.
  2. The word given to the impediment of properly pronouncing "s" — lisp — contains an "s"
  3. The pipe that food goes down is millimeters from your airway.
  4. Man's best friend lives 1/8th as long as man.
  1. The bumper sticker in question
    It reads "turn in poachers" followed by a hotline
  2. Q: Is poaching a real issue in Los Angeles?
  3. Q: Is it even possible to poach in Los Angeles???
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I asked Instagram and now I'm asking li.st. @madithelma thinks it's more Rachel Maddow.
  1. I see Gene Wilder (Jerome Silberman)
    Suggested by   @celinerogers
  2. I see Ryan Gosling
    Suggested by   @cordeliane
  3. You're totally an Ellen
    Suggested by   @brianthecoder
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  1. These takes are SO DAMN HOT!!!
  2. Such a cool little and somewhat ambiguous window into someone's life.
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Inspired by @MilesWoods
  1. Album purchased: No Doubt's Tragic Kingdom
  2. Pop Concert: Spice Girls NAKED tour at Staples
  3. Pop Concert that I chose: Millencolin & Rufio at the Crystal Ballroom
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