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- •I'm walking around Prague with @malielfman who's a huge Escape Room fan and what do we see but a brand new escape room!Built in a 15th century basement, themed like a torture chamber! Awesome!
- •We joked as we were lead down into the basement that this is how all Hostel movies start: a couple of American friends find a slightly creepy tourist attraction, get lured into a basement, and then tortured.
- •Anyway, at one point you end up with a metal grappling hook attached to a rope — like, an actual metal grappling hook — that you need to throw over a wall and pull on to unlock a door.Artist's rendition of grappling hook.
- •This is the Grand Budapest Hotel, right?I know it's the wrong country, but like... right??
- •v v casual with the weed. Exhibit A.
- •Exhibit B
- •Flak-jacket KushnerNo question, this will be the #1 costume this year. Unless - and this is highly unlikely - more weird stuff happens with the Trump Family.
- •Barring more information, people will just wear the weirdest shit they can imagine and then respond "I'm a Covfefe"
- •Handmaid's Tale hat & red robeNo chance @joemurphy wont be wearing this on Halloween
One of the many things that's recently been inspired by @jeremysomething
- •It's a Canadian tux sort of daySpecial thanks to Jeremy for teaching me the right way to take these photos — all about that right hand crossover.
- •Seafoam carpet for the Pirate's premiereWorth noting: ran into my dentist at the premiere, "I also do Johnny's teeth" so there's that.
Realized I have a growing number of these because when @Waz starts to boogie, it's really something to see
As subscription services and direct to consumer manufacturers compete for our business, I started to realize you could get a long way on free trials.
- •1/3 of a year on a nice mattress, pt. 1100 Night Sleep Trial!
- •1/3 of a year on a nice mattress, pt. 2100 Night Trial
- •Send me food, pt. 1100% mouthwatering OR YOUR MONEY BACK.
- •Hey to all my fans!Special shout out to all my new followers — welcome!!
- •In about an hour, I'm going to be making the perfect sandwich.Just picked up the ingredients from Gelsons.
- •I'll be live listing the whole event, so stay tuned!
- •When you bite your lip, it swells, making it more susceptible to being bitten again.
- •The word given to the impediment of properly pronouncing "s" — lisp — contains an "s"
- •The pipe that food goes down is millimeters from your airway.
- •Man's best friend lives 1/8th as long as man.
- •The bumper sticker in questionIt reads "turn in poachers" followed by a hotline
- •Q: Is poaching a real issue in Los Angeles?
- •Q: Is it even possible to poach in Los Angeles???