USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸
  1. •
    "...I'm really rich. I'll show you that in a second."
    Appealing to the Everyman
  2. •
    "Islamic terrorism is heating up!"
    🎶So take off all your clothes! Islamic terrorism is getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off. 🎶
  3. •
    "I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created."
    And on the 7th day, God created jobs presidents.
  4. •
    "Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people, but we have stupid people."
    Specifically the ones who would vote for him.
  5. •
    "I would build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me. I'll build them inexpensively... I'll have Mexico pay for that wall."
  6. •
    "When Mexico sends its people, they are not sending their best...they are sending people who have lots of problems."
    🔒⬇️ the Hispanic vote!
  7. •
    "I like China. I just sold an apartment for $15M to someone from China."
    I wonder what else he'd sell to them if he were in the White House.
  8. •
    "People say, 'Mr. Trump, you're not a nice person.' But actually I am."
    Put that rumor to rest!
  9. •
    "We have a disaster called 'The Big Lie': Obamacare"
    Yes, I remember when The Nazi's tried to provide affordable healthcare to all those sick Jews.
  10. •
    "Obama is going to be out playing golf - he might be on one of my courses... I have the best courses in the world."
    Is this a speech announcing he's running for the White House, or a time-share sales pitch?