1. I have — on several occasions — created Gmail accounts, posing as a friend's dog or cat, and sent them trolling emails.
  2. I'll pretend to be on the phone when walking passed canvassers but then carry on the fake conversation for fear of being found out.
  3. There exists footage of me dancing to Aaron Carter on the show All That.
  4. Static
    As evidenced in this photo, I thought this Lion King jean jacket made me the coolest 1st grader in all the land.