1. "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass" - The Big Lebowski
    TV version "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps."
  2. "I've had it with all these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane" - Snakes On A Plane
    TV Version "I've had it with all these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane"
  3. Fuck you and Fuck your friends - Jack Nicholson in Hoffa
    Freek you and Freek your friends
    Suggested by @dudleyjoshua
  4. Yippee Kai yay motherfucker - die hard 2
    Edited to yippee Kai yay mr falcon. Who the f is mr falcon?
    Suggested by @gilbaron
  5. "Hand me the keys you fucking cocksucker" - The Usual Suspects
    TV Version: "Hand me the keys you fairy godmother"
    Suggested by @DavidSeger
  6. "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. So hard." - Silence of the Lambs
    Edited to "Would you marry me? I'd marry me. So hard."
    Suggested by @ohheymary