Are You at the Airport?

A helpful guide
  1. You bought a Smart Water for $6
    You are at the airport.
  2. You're overly concerned about what 3oz looks like
    You are at the airport, in line at security.
  3. You're carefree, calm, and totally relaxed.
    You are not in at the airport.
  4. You're scanning walls for outlets
    You are at the airport and are an iPhone user.
  5. Uggs, matching Juicy tracksuit, Coach purse
    You are at the airport standing in line behind someone awful.
  6. You're going to look back fondly on this day
    You are not at the airport.
  7. Someone is paging Raul Manjanavi
    You are at the airport.
  8. For a brief second you considered buying a novelty mug
    You are at the airport.
  9. You're happy to be alive
    You are not at the airport.
  10. You curse the fact that you are wearing shoes with laces or boots that are hard to take off and wonder why you didn't opt for your Velcro strapped shoes instead.
    You are at the airport.
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  11. You can't believe you forgot to wear socks!
    You are at the airport about to walk through security barefoot - Yuck!!!
    Suggested by   @Mary
  12. You're reaching in your bag and periodically feeding yourself Xanax
    You are at the airport.
    Suggested by   @natasha
  13. Youre considering reading People Magazine
    You are at the airport
    Suggested by   @erichutchinson