A helpful guide
  1. You smell Cinnabon.
    You are at the mall
  2. Pandora Station: 90s Soft Rock
    You are at the mall
  3. You're overcome by feelings of joy and hope for the future
    You are not at the mall
  4. A leather chair is massaging you
    You are in a Brookstone, at the mall
  5. Tweens in Uggs
    You are at the mall
  6. Posters for a soon-to-fail ABC family sitcom
    You are at the mall
  7. You're happy with how the events of your life have unfolded
    You are not are the mall
  8. Ma & Pa Mongolian BBQ
    You are at the mall, in the food court