Are You on Hold?
A helpful guide
- •Every two minutes you are reminded that your call is important.You are on hold.
- •You constantly check how much time has elapsed and grow more and more frustrated with your life.You are on hold.
- •You are grooving and tapping your foot to a wonderful tune!You are not on hold.
- •You don't give a shit about the "great deals on the new, blazing fast Xfinity bundles."You are on hold with Comcast.
- •You're wondering why a multi-billion dollar company wouldn't just splurge on more than one song, or to just license the Billboard Top 40.You are on hold.
- •When you get in bed tonight, you'll look back on the day and delight at how efficient you were with your time, "not a second wasted!" you'll think to yourself.You were not on hold in the last 24 hours.
- •Your neck is all sorts of fucked up.You are on hold and don't have a headset.
- •A momentary pause in music fills you with more hope and excitement than at any point in your entire life.You are on hold.
- •The call fails.You were on hold and have AT&T.