Bald People, Ranked 📂
Using a complicated formula that involves how bald, how well they embrace the bald, and what they do outside of being bald
- •Moby9/10 people will see Moby's shiny dome when they hear the word "bald." And for that reason - plus the music stuff - he tops the list.
- •Michael JordanWas bald considered sexy before #23? I don't think so.
- •Larry DavidHe loses points for not being entirely bald, but the dude created Seinfeld and Curb so he's podium bald for sure.
- •Jonny IveIt's not surprising that this champion of minimalism and beautiful design has a minimal and beautifully designed hairdo, or lack thereof.
- •John MalcovichCan you imagine him with hair? Neither can I. Why does he rank so high? Because of the way he pronounces "memoir" in Burn After Reading.
- •Buster, George Sr., and TobiasArrested Development
- •Sam the EagleIt's practically in his name!
- •Walter White
- •Dave Chappelle
- •Michael Stipe
- •Andre Agassi
- •VoldemortSorry, not sexy
- •Stephen ShwartzLose the toupée