Suggestions welcomed
  1. "Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at her butt"
    Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-lot
  2. "Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese, don't you know I'm loco?"
    Insane in the Membrane - Cypress Hill
  3. "You without me is like cornflakes without the milk!" - Oran Juice Jones, "The Rain" (and this entire monologue, generally)
    Suggested by @allison
  4. "And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly, FOR A WHITE GUY."
    Pretty Fly (For a White Guy), The Offspring
    Suggested by @dev
    Shouted periodically throughout Beck's Que Onda Guero.
    Suggested by @dev
  6. "What's cooler than being cool (ice cold!)"
    Hey Ya! - Outkast
  7. "Cornbread, ain't nothing wrong with that!"
    No Sex in the Champagne Room - Chris Rock
  8. "It's like, barf me out, gag me with a spoon"
    Valley Girl - Frank Zappa
  9. "And then I'm happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it"
    Parklife - Blur
  10. "Ok, so you're Brad Pitt"
    Suggested by @danaschwartz