Best Things to Double Check
- •Which NYC airport you're departing fromAshamed to admit I've showed up to the wrong airport multiple times
- •Sexting auto-correctsYou know what's not sexy? Telling a girl you want to "gently stroke her clot." Equally not as sexy is being told someone wants to "duck your clock"
- •Every LA street parking sign. Ever.Not that it matters, you're still getting a ticket.
- •That she is indeed pregnantQuadruple check this if there's ANY doubt before acknowledging the baby bump.
- •Who you're textingThe amount of times I accidentally put the name of the person I'm shit talking in the "to" field is staggering.
- •Open Safari tabs before heading to the Genius BarThe amount of porn that I've seen fire up when someone opens up their laptop... Incredible.
- •Reply vs. Reply AllIt's the difference between telling your good friend know you can't make their party and letting the entire guest list know you're out of commission due to "unending diarrhea."